Let's do the story thing again

[Lefty]

"I remember it well, because it was white, as all of this earth's evil things are. You would do well to remember this, oh winged creature of insanity. It was white, oh how white it was. White as, well, snow actually. The blizzard obscured all sight, but still I was able to see..."
"See what, bucktoothed moron" the impatient bird interrupted.
"I was still able to see... To see a..."
"Yes? Yes?"
"I was still able to see a figure... Yes, in the middle of all this white there was a silhouette, as the French say, of a... Dark... Sinister-looking... Kinda scary... Yet cheerful..."
"What? WHAT?!"

[The Lady Belle]

"Well if ya dont stop bugging me with ya questions I'll get around to telling ya what I saw on that white white white blizzardy day", grumbled the furry critter.
"Just get on with it", sighed the now impatient bird.
"No. You hurt my feelings and Im not gonna tell ya now", and with that the raqcoon flounced off in a critter like way over to the nearest tree stump to sulk like one of the best Hollywood Divas.

[Lefty]

"I need closure or I'm not going to get any sleep tonight," the bird thought and he flitted up. Flying through the air it kept thinking that there had to be someone else who knew about that fateful day in 1982. Many people would remember a blizzard like that and someone ought to know the story of the raccoon... Yes, SOMEONE!

[cherrysmum]

..."and that someone would be...ME!!!!..." came a shrill shout from a large, dark cave in the side of the hill...and you must offer up a sacrifice IF you want to know the TRUTH!!!So look for....

[Lefty]

"... a small solitary blue pebble in a pond of green, orange, yellow and red ones. Eat it, digest it, and expell it, STILL blue-ish and then, you will have proven your worth and you can receive the REAL test!"

[cherrysmum]

yuk!!!...ok the truth...this is actually a story...a very sad tale of a family suffering from the trauma of "alligator alley" road kill...yes, deep in the Florida swampland there is a stretch of road that brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "wanna play chicken"....a fine wholesome famly of armadillos recently moved to AA to get away from the snowbird speeders of us441..so the peaceful swamp looked to fulfill their .....

[Lefty]

... wildest erotic dreams. They were ripping up their calendars of family-planning and decided to do what comes naturally. They tuned into the Discovery Channel to get into the mood and then, suddenly and out of nowhere...

[cherrysmum]

a tribe of seminole indians (very pissed off because their casino had been taken over by JEBBO) crept up behind the "discovery channel" engaged family, and....

[Lefty]

... began screaming their fornication was desecrating the ancient and holy land of MaWeekaNakaTiki and therefore the family offended the Indians Squidlike deity named Tiki-Guwah-Naka.
The next moment the skies turned gray, then black and suddenly it became cold and gusty and the first bits of snow started twirling downwards to the holy ground.
The head Indian by the name of Chief Taksalot started bellowing:

[cherrysmum]

Good God people pull yourselves together before...